Justin Bieber’s annoying spiral into manhood has been in full force this month.
Not only did his latest album Believe get released this month, but it has also hit the number one spots in not only the United States, but also in Ireland, Australia, Taiwan, and Sweden.
That is pretty impressive, so I have to give credit where credit is due.
However, what I do take issue with is the Biebs’ completely irritating new image. Let’s deconstruct this, shall we?
Justin Bieber unveiled a new tattoo commemorating his latest album while he was a guest on David Letterman’s late night show.
As you can see, it says “Believe” in some ridiculous block letters.
I mean, in all honesty, that looks like something your inexplicably awesome girlfriend Selena Gomez could have just drawn on your arm in Sharpie. You could have at least picked a better font.
Speaking of Bieber’s appearance on Letterman, that brings me to my next complaint: his hair.
What is the deal? I really don’t get it.
Is this the upper middle class’ response to the mullet? I just don’t see how anyone really looks in the mirror and thinks that that looks good.
The next thing that bugs me about this new, updated Bieber is the annoying lead single from Believe, “Boyfriend”.
I am not a complete Bieber hater: I am a big fan of his other songs, specifically “Somebody to Love” and “One Time”. But I just can’t support this “Boyfriend” garbage.
Get it together, Bieber. If only to salvage the dignity of Selena Gomez.