Archive for November, 2011

Franco Harris Fired for Supporting Paterno

The latest in a string of firings, Franco Harris, an old Penn State alumni has been fired from his newest job for his very public support of Paterno and his related comments. Are Penn State students going to protest this too? Ashton Kutcher may have expressed support for Paterno and said stupid things, but at least he thought twice when he actually bothered to find out why it was that Paterno was being fired now and not at the end of the season as he would have liked, when he was planning to retire anyway.

Harris was a spokesman in the Pittsburgh area, a Superbowl MVP, Hall of Famer, Businessman in his own rite, and all around someone who seemed like a good guy, a good representative. I can guarantee that his employers didn’t see this bombshell coming, even for a second.

He was hired to “assist in the entertainment facility with various outreach activities, charitable events, and public appearances”, but now the same company doesn’t want his name staining their reputation, which is perfectly understandable. Unlike Kutcher, Harris has been perfectly aware of the circumstances behind the scandal, we would assume right from the start.

He started by blasting the Penn State Board of Trustees for firing Paterno, saying that “I thought they showed no courage, not to back someone who really needed it at the time. They were saying the football program under Joe was at fault.”

Frankly, I don’t see how this situation ruins the football program. Yes, they had to change coaches mid season, but realistically, he ignored repeated reports from staff and players about child abuse in his locker room, in his school, and in his organization. I’m sure the victims that could have been saved by his reporting the incidents wouldn’t agree with extending him a courtesy they never got.

He further stated “They’re linking the football program to the scandal, and possibly, the cover up.” Investigation has shown that there were coaches, school officials, school police officials, and even a detective at the time who were informed of the situation and chose not to report or prosecute it. That reflects on the entire school, not just the football program and staff.

As a result of this, a statement was released reading “In light of recent developments with Franco Harris regarding Joe Paterno’s dismissal, Franco and the Meadows have mutually decided to put their business relationship on hold at this time, while these matters are looked into further.” In other words, it’s a polite way of saying “you’re fired.”

Sandusky is currently facing 25 counts of deviate sexual intercourse, aggravated indecent assault, unlawful contact with a minor, endangering the welfare of a child, and indecent assault against 8 victims so far with new victims popping up every week, or at least so it seems. Things are not looking good for Sandusky, anybody involved with the coverup, ad in general, anybody involved with him or Paterno, especially with his most recent released of “I shouldn’t have showered with those boys,” but somehow he’s not a child molester.

The Kardashian Divorce on SNL

SNL makes fun of everybody, and I’m surprised that South Park didn’t beat them to it, but the SNL skit on the Kardashian divorce is pretty funny. Even some of the Kardashians agree. When you’re in the public eye, SNL is going to make a skit when your marriage only lasts 72 days. We’re not talking about Britney Spears, who claimed that it was just meant to be a “joke.” I’m not sure how you get a wedding license and everything as a “joke.” We’re talking about Kim Kardashian, who claims the marriage was legitimate, but it was just that bad, even before they actually got married. So why go through with the whole ceremony?

The reality is that Khloe and Kourtney find it funny, because even though they are usually the first to jump to their sister’s defense, they realize that this is just what SNL does. Featuring Nasim Pedrad, Abby Elliott, and Vanessa Bayer, it pokes fun at the “Fairytale divorce” with Kim saying “Whoopsies, I got divorced.”

Kristen Wiig has what even daughters Khloe and Kourtney admit is a dead on performance of their mother saying, “Can you believe I’m old enough to have a daughter who’s getting divorced? No, you can’t, because my surgeries worked.” Jenner got a facelift right before the marriage, which is why this came up.

The best line comes from Kim when she reveals why she got divorced, saying “Marriages are hard, and it turns out Kris was only half the man I wanted him to be. And by that, I mean he was only half black.”

According to the Kardashian sisters, they couldn’t stop laughing. How can you really miss the humor in all of this? According to reports, their favorite part is the actress who portrayed their mother.