A-list celebrity couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have finally reached a settlement with their divorce lawyers.

It turns out that Katie will have primary custody of the couple’s six-year-old daughter, Suri, but Tom will have “significant custodial time” with her as well.

There is also a rumor going around that part of the agreement states that when Suri is around her dad, Katie’s bodyguard and nanny must also be there–but that has been debunked and labeled as untrue.

Another part of the divorce settlement states that both Tom and Katie are limited on what they discuss with Suri–particularly about religion and Scientology.

I for one am pretty bummed about this. At first, Tom and Katie seemed like a strange couple: Joey from Dawson’s Creek marrying Mission: Impossible‘s Ethan Hunt?

Plus their romance had been surrounded by the whole Scientology thing as well as Tom’s overenthusiastic romp on the couch; and do not forget Tom’s outburst accusing Brooke Shields of having a drug problem because she took medication for her postpartum depression.

But since all of that has blown over, Tom and Katie had evolved into this normal, affectionate, attractive couple, and cute little Suri was just the cherry on top of their beautiful family sundae.

So yes, I am a bit saddened by the news that the Cruises are splitting up. What with them, J.Lo and Marc Anthony, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, and Heidi Klum and Seal, it seems like hundreds of other celebrities are breaking up.

I guess we can still hope for the best for Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone!

Justin Bieber’s annoying spiral into manhood has been in full force this month.

Not only did his latest album Believe get released this month, but it has also hit the number one spots in not only the United States, but also in Ireland, Australia, Taiwan, and Sweden.

That is pretty impressive, so I have to give credit where credit is due.

However, what I do take issue with is the Biebs’ completely irritating new image. Let’s deconstruct this, shall we?
Justin Bieber unveiled a new tattoo commemorating his latest album while he was a guest on David Letterman’s late night show.

As you can see, it says “Believe” in some ridiculous block letters.

Really Justin?

I mean, in all honesty, that looks like something your inexplicably awesome girlfriend Selena Gomez could have just drawn on your arm in Sharpie. You could have at least picked a better font.

Speaking of Bieber’s appearance on Letterman, that brings me to my next complaint: his hair.

What is the deal? I really don’t get it.

Is this the upper middle class’ response to the mullet? I just don’t see how anyone really looks in the mirror and thinks that that looks good.

The next thing that bugs me about this new, updated Bieber is the annoying lead single from Believe, “Boyfriend”.

I am not a complete Bieber hater: I am a big fan of his other songs, specifically “Somebody to Love” and “One Time”. But I just can’t support this “Boyfriend” garbage.

Get it together, Bieber. If only to salvage the dignity of Selena Gomez.

Poor Xtina. Try as she might, this is just not her decade! Granted, she is technically back into the public eye in a big way as a judge on the prime time TV show The Voice, but she has also had to go through kind of a lot of crap.

One example of the crap she has gone through was in February 2011, when she totally and completely screwed up the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLV, singing lyrics like, “The twilight’s last reaming”. Yikes.

Later that year, the artist formerly known as Xtina took a tumble onstage during her performance at the Grammys. At this point, you really just start feeling bad for her. Christina, girl, you are so talented–we are sorry that we keep laughing at you. It’s just that you seem so in denial of your true self: your fried white hair, your ubiquitous cleavage, your orange skin…don’t you know that the natural, cleaned-up look is totally in this year?

Anyway, something else embarrassing happened to poor Xtina relatively recently: while she was performing at the memorial service for Etta James, who passed away in January, it appears that a mysterious liquid was streaming down Christina’s legs.

A representative told US Weekly that it was just her spray tan, streaking and running due to sweat…but it really does look suspiciously like something else. We hope for her sake that it really is just spray tan drips.

What do you think? Should everyone just lay off Xtina? Is she asking for it all, since she won’t quit dressing like a crazy person? Do you really think it was just her spray tan? Tell us what you think!